








THE ARISTON SMILING IDIOT TEE
THE LOWDOWN
- Regular fit
- 100% jersey cotton (180gsm)
- Screen-printed graphic
- Ribbed collar
- Double-stitched hems
Officially licensed limited edition tee created in collaboration with alt rock band The Ariston. The first release in our exclusive collection with the band, designed and modelled by guitarist Clay Bennett. Strictly limited print run. When they're gone, they're gone.
EASY CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Wash at 30°C with similar colours. Avoid dry cleaning and tumble drying. Wash and iron inside out to help keep your tee looking its best, and avoid ironing directly over printed designs.
DELIVERY & RETURNS
Free UK shipping on orders over £45. Order before 3pm Monday-Saturday and we'll ship your order the same day from our UK studio. See our shipping policy for full details and international shipping options.
30-day returns. Plenty of time to make sure it's right for you. See our returns policy for full details.
SPREAD THE COST
Spread the cost interest-free with Klarna and Clearpay. Choose your preferred payment option at checkout and pay over time. See our FAQs for more details.

MORE THAN MERCH
Pit-tested since 2021, we're a creative collective of metalheads and alt music fans, designing original alternative streetwear, hosting live events and supporting mental health in music.
- DESIGNED BY US
Original graphics created in-house. No AI. - SUPPORTING MENTAL HEALTH
5% of every order donated to Music Minds Matter. - BACKING GRASSROOTS MUSIC
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